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The Reincarnation Of Benjamin Breeg – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On July 13, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series33 Comments

We are almost done with the single series, but there are two doozies lined up to close things out. Next week’s is … well, next week is next week. Today we have a special song that got a bit of an Internet mystery marketing campaign behind it before its 2006 release.

This single, like most “modern era” ones, was available in a few different versions. This is an oddity in record collecting as far as I’m concerned because I have a 10-inch vinyl. The song itself was too long for 7-inch so instead of throwing in on a 12-inch, they put out this oddity of vinyl physics. While 10-inch vinyl is cool from the standpoint of having something different, it’s also a horrible pain in the ass for storage. I have like, three 10-inch records in my collection and they’re just in with their bigger brothers, at risk of damage but I’m not setting aside a new area for three stupid records. But outside of the storage issues, it’s kind of a cool format since it’s not a common thing.

The cover art was done by Melvyn Grant, one of Eddie’s more prominent artists over the years. The cover features Eddie taking a pickaxe to the grave of one Benjamin Breeg, who we’ll get to in just a second. There are shades of Live After Death here, the art isn’t the same but it certainly evokes that memorable cover.

And honestly, this is the best Eddie art in the reunion era. Maybe I’m forgetting something, and this doesn’t include the really great t-shirt designs, but cover wise this is pretty much it. It’s reminiscent of the classic era stuff but still is distinct from the Derek Riggs line with the whole grave thing.

This single came with a very curious line of hype, though the hype was cryptic. A website sprung up for a Benjamin Breeg in 2006, with posts from a cousin of this Breeg fellow. The cousin was out of find more information about his mysterious relative. It became clear early on that the site was a marketing tool for the single when the cousin’s second post mentioned that the band were releasing a song about Benjamin, but the cryptic updates would continue.

Benjamin Breeg was born on September 3, 1939 – this was the date that Allied nations declared war on Germany in the kick-off to World War II. Breeg was orphaned some years later and developed a series of horrible nightmares that would plague him for the rest of his life. He painted the stuff he saw in his nightmares and later he wrote books about paranormal activity. He disappeared in 1978 with no leads as to what happened.

Breeg’s cousin makes a series of posts updating on the quest to find Benjamin’s fate. A person contacts the cousin and arranges a meet-up on August 14, 2006, coincidentally the same date as the single’s release. No further updates were posted and the site was eventually shut down, though the Web Archive does have a version still viewable.

In the second to last post, the cousin relays finally being able to see one of Benjamin’s paintings. I’ll just link to the site here if you want to look at the painting, but for those looking to save time, of course the painting features Eddie.

Nothing was ever revealed further about Benjamin Breeg and the connection to Eddie. It leaves several questions – was Eddie simply a figment of Breeg’s nightmares and then came to life when Breeg disappeared, around the same time Eddie was originally conceived? Was Eddie actually Breeg in an undead form? Did the cousin meet Eddie and also get dispatched? Or did the cousin actually meet Benjamin himself, rumored by some to still be alive? We’ll never know, though the first line of questioning seems the most logical in terms of impact to Eddie’s unknown origin story. Maybe one day the band will commission someone to tell the full tale of Edward the Head, which now must include Benjamin Breeg in some form.

This was a clever way to generate buzz around the band and their new album. The single was received warmly as was the entire album, still often rated as the best or one of the best from the reunion years in consensus opinion. While it was a bit disappointing there was no real “closure” to the Breeg saga, the whole thing was a very cool deal to experience when it was running in ’06.

All that was fun but there’s an actual song to talk about.

The Reincarnation Of Benjamin Breeg

The song opens up with a nice intro that definitely gives off some vibes from old Maiden days, especially the “synth era” of the band. The vocals kick in with a quiet piece before the song builds into the pretty loud main riff that will back the balance of the track.

This one, like many from AMOLAD, was very well done. The music hits hard and has the “epic Maiden song” feel and Bruce is on point with the singing, as always. Lyrically the song is pretty vague. Divorced from the website story about Breeg, there really isn’t anything to go on to glean the meaning of this one. Someone needs saved and the world kind of sucks, that’s about it. With the background of Breeg the song’s words get a bit more clear but it’s still not an open book.

The single did reasonably well on European charts, landing a few number one spots and placing on several others. Maiden’s glory days were behind them by this point but the reunion era was bearing real fruit and at this time proving itself to be more than a flash in the pan.

Also – I have a t-shirt of this song with the cover on the front the “here lies a man about whom little is known” grave inscription on the back. Sadly the shirt now has an armpit hole in it, which just means I’ll have a hole in the pit when I still wear it.

The B-sides

No need to get too detailed here – both B-sides are “live in studio” sessions from BBC Radio One. It’s the same session that the B-sides from the Different World single are from, and one of them, The Trooper, is the exact same song. Here we also get Run To The Hills. These Radio One B-sides are available across all AMOLAD single configurations so they’re easy to get. Very worthwhile stuff.

That’s about all for the saga of Benjamin Breeg and Eddie. I don’t have any of the singles from The Final Frontier, they are not the easiest to come across. So that means next week is the finale of the Iron Maiden singles series. But don’t fret, we’re going out on an absolute whopper.

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Different World – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On July 6, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series33 Comments

The Iron Maiden singles series is now truly headed to the home stretch. Today marks one of two from the epic album A Matter Of Life And Death. I have both from this release, stands to reason as the album is one of my favorites.

I am also, once again and thankfully for the last time this series, out of order. Today’s single was the second from the album. It doesn’t make a huge difference, though next week’s does have quite a pre-release story behind it.

But for today I’ll tackle the second single since that’s how Discogs presented the list to me. This one has a handful of versions and honestly each on has different stuff on it. I have the US CD and it has 2 of the band’s best tracks recorded for a BBC Radio One session.

Since it’s Iron Maiden I’ll talk about the cover – it’s a shot of Eddie holding the Earth. It’s fine, by all means, but it’s pretty nondescript for Iron Maiden art. The still was pulled from the computer animated music video for the song we’ll get into in a minute.

Different World

The feature song was the opening track from the AMOLAD album. It is a fairly bare-bones track that hangs a bit lower in the register as a whole, a bit of contrast to the higher tones Maiden had been messing with in the early reunion years.

There was intent on the lower register thing, especially from Bruce Dickinson – the song is, in part a tribute to Thin Lizzy and Bruce did his singing a few steps off from his usual air raid siren stuff as homage to Phil Lynott.

I’ll admit this song doesn’t do too awful much for me. It’s ok but certainly not their best. If this were on a different album I might think a bit more of it, but being on AMOLAD this song kind of pales compared to the near buffet of masterpieces the rest of the album has. I’m even a bit shocked that they released this one as a single, when heavyweight songs like The Longest Day or For The Greater Good Of God were lurking as potential singles. The latter one might be long for a single, but Maiden do whatever they want anyway so I don’t see the problem.

There are two music videos for the song. The main one is a computer animated thing that shows Bruce stealing a vial of something, then he gets chased around by some machines for awhile. Eventually Eddie comes along and holds the world in his hands. The video looks fairly dated today and maybe it even was back then but it’s fairly impressive to put that kind of animation together for a music video on a song that wasn’t going to be a mega-hit. The second music video is simply a clip of the band playing the song in studio, bits of that video are seen in the animated one.

Hallowed Be Thy Name

Both B-sides come from a live in studio performance at the BBC Radio One in September 2005. First up is Iron Maiden’s magnum opus, the song hailed by many as their greatest work. This rendition sounds really good, everything sounds studio clear but it’s also obvious the band are playing it live. This version doesn’t go quite as fast as some live cuts of the song do, this one was kept at a more even pace. I’ve always enjoyed the “balls out” live versions but this one is a really good cut.

Hallowed Be Thy Name was a prior feature of my S-Tier songs series, that post can be found here.

The Trooper

This is the same deal as Hallowed Be Thy Name and from the same session. This also sounds good and does retain a bit more of a live feel, it still sounds clear but is rough in the parts that The Trooper is on stage. If you’re unsure about this version of The Trooper you have a week to think about it, as the very same song is a B-side to the other single.

That does it for this single, not a triumph of a lead single but some pretty nice B-sides. Next week there will be quite a story behind what was the lead single from AMOLAD. And yes, this series is nearing its bedtime.

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Rainmaker – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On June 29, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series38 Comments

Today’s single is one of three from the 2003 Dance Of Death album. Technically one of the others is an EP as opposed to a single, but a three-song EP is pretty much just a single. I don’t have it anyway so this three-song single will have to do.

The cover art is simply a shot from the music video. The video itself is, uh …. we’ll get to it in a minute. This is kind of a cool cover even though it’s not the most creative design choice. It was a far more daring choice than the cover of the Dance Of Death album, which I won’t stop complaining about until I leave this mortal realm.

There are several versions of this one, I’ll be going over the European CD release. There is a Japanese CD with two extra B-sides which would be cool to have but of course those go for a bit of a premium. This was also put on on 7-inch vinyl and, of all things, a mini CD. There’s even a DVD issue as well.

Rainmaker

First things first, just behold this music video. That is certainly something. There’s a lot going on there and, well, I don’t know what any of it really is. It does create a striking image and also it’s kind of a pile of shit. I honestly can’t make up my mind all the way on it, sometimes I dig it and other times I want to turn my eyes away from it.

The song though is a pretty good cut from the album. It’s a bit “meat and potatoes” Iron Maiden fare but there’s nothing wrong with a simple and effective song. The guitars come off with a “ringtone” vibe that puts some people off but I was never concerned with it. Dave Murray handles the solo on this one.

Lyrically the song is about rain as a symbol for washing away the grit of the past and renewing one’s self. To be truthful it’s just Bruce singing about rain for nearly four minutes, it’s not that deep.

Dance Of Death – Orchestra Version

The first B-side is a super cool one, it is the title track from the album done with an orchestra. It isn’t radically different from the actual album recording, it is the full song just done with a bit more accompaniment than the original. It’s not a total re-imagining like some metal-meets-orchestra versions are.

The song is nothing short of amazing and the orchestra only enhances it. This song was a Janick Gers contribution, along with Steve Harris. Gers seems especially keen to take a title track and turn it into gold, he did so both on here and The Book Of Souls. This B-side is absolutely worth the price of admission to this single, which in fairness isn’t that hard to get a hold of.

More Tea Vicar

It’s a good thing the single is good and the first B-side is awesome, because this turd also exists. It’s another Maiden joke track, which by this point in their career they’d done plenty of. There’s another one on the first single for this album but again I don’t have it, maybe someday later I’ll get to spin prose about that “masterpiece.” But for today I can have a go at its spiritual sequel.

The song is a some odd jam session where Bruce makes what might be a half-assed attempt at rapping. The lyrics are nonsense, the song isn’t great and Bruce isn’t getting any calls to make a hip-hop record. I don’t mind joke tracks, Maiden have had a few funny ones over the years, but honestly this one just stinks the place up.

That wraps up this one and the presence of Dance Of Death for this initial run of the series. Just three left now and everyone gets a bit of a break from Iron Maiden (maybe) before I get into the live albums.

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Out Of The Silent Planet – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On June 22, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series32 Comments

This week in the Iron Maiden singles series it’s on to the album Brave New World from 2000. It’s a big one for what are obvious reasons to most, for those unaware I’ll catch you up in a second. Note that I don’t currently have The Wicker Man in my collection, it was the first single from BNW and I’m only covering the stuff currently in my collection.

The big news? The line-up shuffle hit Iron Maiden for the next and perhaps last (?) time. Blaze Bayley was excused from the group and in his place returned the band’s iconic frontman Bruce Dickinson. It was a reunion that Maiden heads had been clamoring for basically since Bruce left the band and the Blaze stuff fell flat with a lot of the supporters. While Iron Maiden have been an exceptionally talented band in several areas, there’s little doubt that their calling card was the Human Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson, and now he was back home to stay.

But Bruce didn’t come alone. He had been joined on his past two excellent solo albums by former Maiden guitarist Adrian Smith, who left the band in 1990. Adrian’s return did not displace anyone – the band decided to retain a three guitar line-up of Smith, original gangster Dave Murray and Janick Gers, Smith’s replacement in 1990. The three guitar attack has worked well for Maiden and the band’s roster remains unchanged 24 years on from the reunion.

Maiden had truly gotten the band back together, had toured and then recorded, then were out to unleash their new creation on the world. Today’s single is a 12-inch record picture disc with the lead track and two live B-sides from the actual reunion tour. There are different covers for the various versions, though each version of the single does contain the same tracks (one missing from the 7-inch due to science). The cover art was done by Mark Wilkinson, who has done extensive work with Marillion and Judas Priest, and was also the artist behind the past few Maiden album covers.

Out Of The Silent Planet

The single draws its inspiration from the 1965 sci-fi film Forbidden Planet (starring Leslie Nielsen!). In that film an alien planet was found in ruins. It turns out that the beings had created machines that could simply produce whatever the people thought of. As it happens, one thing people thought of were horrible monsters and so the monsters were created and tore everything apart.

While the film is a highly rated classic, the song doesn’t get such lofty praise. It is very repetitive, even for Maiden, and in parts it’s kind of shrill. I don’t mind the song at all, it’s not something I skip when I play the album, but I wouldn’t call this a highlight of the catalog either. I like the story behind it and all that.

It was curious that this song got picked as a single when a song like Blood Brothers was sitting right there. It got a music video and everything, yet Maiden did not play it out a whole lot on a tour where they played songs from Brave New World heavily. But it wasn’t all that important in the end, Iron Maiden were back and everyone was happy.

Wasted Years

The first B-side is from a September 1999 concert in Milan, Italy. This was on the Ed Hunter tour which was Maiden’s big reunion shindig. None of this stuff was ever put on to one of the band’s many live albums so these B-sides are pretty cool to have. This Maiden classic is played a bit fast and loose, which honestly is kind of nice to hear. The essence of the song comes off just fine with this rendition.

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Same scenario as the prior B-side, though this song is from a set in Madrid, Spain on the same tour. Also a signature Maiden song, complete with Churchill’s speech for the intro. This one is also played very fast and loose, in fact it does nearly go off the rails a time or two. But the band keep it together and this one also works out pretty well in the end.

That does it for the first reunion single. This series is headed into the home stretch, four more after this and it’s all done. Again, I’ll revisit this series in a year or so when I’ve aqcuired more of the singles I don’t have right now. And after a two week or so break once this is done, I’ll kick off a look at the Maiden live albums, which will take to close to the end of the year to get through.

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Virus – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On June 15, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series36 Comments

This week on the singles series is a big one. This is the first and only in my collection to feature Maiden’s singer from 1995 to 1999, Blaze Bayley. This one goes all sorts of different directions, in terms of triva and lore, as well as different versions and things like that.

Before I go into the single itself, I want to say that not having a lot of Blaze era stuff in my singles collection was not an outright conscious decision. No, I’m not a huge fan of the stuff Maiden did while Blaze was in the band, but there are songs I like, including others that were released as singles. In truth, these singles have always been a bit tough to come by, or at least have been since I’ve been collecting the singles in earnest. These aren’t usually the cheapest things around and that has been the biggest limiting factor on getting these into my collection. I do want all of the (obtainable) Maiden singles so the Blaze stuff will be a point of emphasis for me going forward.

On today’s single – this thing was released in a handful of formats with sometimes odd choices. My version is part one of a two CD set. I only have the first disc of the set, which I’ll detail when I get to the specific songs below. To be totally honest I find the two-part single thing kind of lame and I’m not in a hurry to pick up the second disc to this, which has (almost) the same title song and then two other B-sides also available elsewhere. But, this disc has that one (almost) same title song and two B-sides also available elsewhere, so whatever. The not cheap or easy to get vinyl version has two radically different B-sides, two tracks from the infamous Soundhouse Tapes EP, while another CD version collects a handful of other songs. I need a degree in Cdology to keep up with this crap.

Now into the real heart of the matter – this is, for purposes of my series, the introduction of Blaze Bayley. Blaze was the singer of British act Wolfsbane from 1984 until 1994, when he was essentially hand-chosen by Steve Harris to replace Bruce Dickinson in Iron Maiden. It was a strange and curious choice, one that many fans still question to this day. Again, I’m not the biggest fan of this period of Maiden but I’m also not out to shit on Blaze or just talk smack for cheap Internet points so I’ll keep to a somewhat more objective view of things here.

Virus

We have a very interesting case for a single release here, as this is the one and only Iron Maiden song that has truly never appeared on an album. While Sanctuary and Women In Uniform were non-album tracks, those two songs did appear on albums for certain territories. Virus is, in the truest sense of the word, a non-album track.

Virus was a new song recorded for the band’s first greatest hits set, 1996’s The Best Of The Beast. Maiden were probably overdue for a compilation by this point and the set was pretty well received. There are a few different versions of the comp, though all do feature Virus.

CD 1 of the single features an edit of Virus, which cuts out the 2 minute or so intro. I’d personally prefer to have the unedited track but I wanted these B-sides so I went with this. The intro is very long and weird and I know a lot of people don’t like it but I honestly kind of dig it. You’ll find that the posted video has the song in full.

When the song proper kicks in it actually starts sounding like Iron Maiden. Even then it goes into a bit of a different roll in the end, but it fits what’s going on. One of my criticisms of The X-Factor album is that it sounds very same-y in parts, here on Virus the band truly establish something that stands on its own.

Lyrically the subject could be taken a few different ways, all of which are relevant. There seems to be an admonition about the Internet, which was on a fast rise at the time of the single’s release. This is a warning that grift and corruption could increase as the landscape of information gathering and dissemination changes. Yep, nailed that one.

This could also be seen as a shot at the band’s critics and detractors. The song addresses the apathy and the need to lash out at anything, something which the band dealt with a lot of during this time period. Sure, the Internet in 1996 was absolutely nothing like today, but the same general kind of “hide behind a screen name and let loose cheap shots” thing was still in full effect. I also don’t know what parts the band members were taking as valid criticism or as shit-talking, I heard plenty of both during this time.

This honestly is one of my favorite tracks of the Blaze period. Each album offered up a few gems, but this song really stands out. It’s different enough to stand on its own but also still sounds a fair bit like my favorite band. It is odd and it does generate wildly different reactions, but I’m in Camp Virus on this one.

Doctor Doctor

Both B-sides on this single were already available as B-sides to the Lord Of The Flies single. Why the repackage them here is beyond me, though apparently the first run did not make the UK so maybe that’s why.

Doctor Doctor is a famous track from the fantastic rock act UFO. If for whatever reason you haven’t heard the original, you should probably pause reading, go rectify that, then come back. Make sure to come back. Anyway, Iron Maiden give a song they probably jammed out to a million times a run through here and they do a pretty good job of it. I’d say this is one of the better Maiden cover song performances across their catalog.

And for a bit more Maiden/Doctor Doctor trivia – Maiden plays the UFO song over the PA at live gigs just before they take the stage. If you’re out in the arena grabbing a beer or a shirt and hear Doctor Doctor hit the speakers, better get back in to your spot quick.

My Generation

The other B-side is also a cover, that’s probably obvious to most. This is one of The Who’s immortal hits and here Maiden have a crack at it. The cover is fine but it lacks that special something to put it over top. Not a bad performance but nothing here with any real urgency, this is a curiosity more than anything. Also it feels too long, they could have cut this off a bit earlier.

That wraps up the Virus single. The other CD has two B-sides that are very early cuts of Sanctuary and Wrathchild released on a compilation before the debut album was out. To be honest it’s more economical to get the full original compilation than to get the second CD of this single, though if I happen on a deal one day I might pull the trigger.

Since my collection is severely lacking in Blaze stuff, this will also be the point where we bid him farewell. Blaze’s Maiden run did not win over a lot of people, though this era does have its fans. Blaze has gone on to a very nice solo career and has just recently recovered from a very serious heart operation, so best wishes to him going forward. He has always seemed on good terms with his time in Iron Maiden and the band have respected his two albums probably more so than the two ’90’s albums preceding those.

But, with this time of the band now filed away, the next, longest and seemingly final form of Iron Maiden is to come, starting next week in the singles series.

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From Here To Eternity – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On June 8, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series33 Comments

This week’s Maiden single is the second from the Fear Of The Dark album. And given the missing singles from my collection, this one will be a major exit point for the band, but I’ll get to that later on in the post.

The cover sleeve lacks Eddie and is either a band shot from the video or Satan with a motorcycle and a bunch of people hanging out, which my version is. This was only the second time they’ve done a cover photo like that, though it does come up again here and there in the future. Note that there is a different cover for one of the many, many different versions of this single.

This one really has a lot of different variations and content across the differing formats. I have a 12-inch vinyl with the single and two B-sides. I would consider the 4-track CD single a great one to have as it holds a second special B-side, perhaps someday I’ll track that one down. There are also etched records and other vinyl variants with some different B-side content on them.

From Here To Eternity

The single is another hard rocking cut, it gives off a “biker” vibe which was not something you’d normally get with Iron Maiden. I do think it’s a case where Maiden succeeds in the hard rock arena. This one is simple and catchy, yet still sounds like Iron Maiden. They weren’t always “on” in the ’90’s but this is one example of them getting their new direction right.

The song is about a motorcycle ride, but not just any random one. This is the final ride of Maiden’s other character, Charlotte the Harlot. A lot of people are familiar with her song of the same name from the debut and also the sequel 22 Acacia Avenue from The Number Of The Beast. Not quite as known are Hooks In You from No Prayer For The Dying and this one, marking the final two chapters of Charlotte’s story.

And Charlotte goes out with a bang – she heads off into the sunset on the back of a motorcycle piloted by none other than heavy metal’s best friend, the devil himself, Satan. This doesn’t mark a “fall” for Charlotte as opposed to a match made in, uh, Hell I guess. The former resident of 22 Acacia Avenue heads off with her new lover into eternity.

At some future point I’ll have a post covering the Charlotte saga in its entirety.

Roll Over Vic Vella

This B-side is available across most versions of the single except for a few 7 inch pressings with a different cover instead. This song is a bit of a cover, obviously being Chuck Berry’s Roll Over Beethoven. The altered lyrics pay tribute to the band’s long-time roadie Vic Vella, and the spoken bits at the beginning and also interspersed through the song are a conversation between Vic and Steve Harris.

While this comes off like a cheap gimmick, as the band had been having a run of through the ’90’s singles, this one actually works pretty well. The song itself is pretty good, a pretty high octane rendering of the original that won’t win awards but also gets the job done. And it’s a nice tribute to a long-running crew member, it’s a pretty cool thing for the group to do.

No Prayer For The Dying

For the real treasure of this single, we get a live cut of the title track from the prior album. This was recorded at the Wembley Arena in London during December 1990. It’s a great sounding performance and was captured very well.

The great thing about this B-side? Unlike most other Maiden B-sides, this one is truly not available anywhere else. This is the only place to get it. The band with almost as many live albums as studio records did not issue an album of this tour and this song was not included on any of the three live albums that came out after Fear Of The Dark. This is a true rarity among B-sides and makes this single release very special.

And the CD version I mentioned earlier has another cut from the same album – Public Enema Number One, one of the better cuts from No Prayer… It makes that CD version very special.

There is one other single from Fear Of The Dark and also a few singles from the following live albums. However, I don’t have any of those and that means for the purposes of this series, it’s time to say farewell to Bruce Dickinson. Bruce would leave Maiden after the touring behind Fear… in order to dive fully into his solo career. There are indications that Bruce wasn’t happy in Maiden and Steve wasn’t always happy with Bruce, but a lot of that is secondhand information that I won’t go much into.

It would mark the band’s most drastic shift, only behind when Bruce first joined and gave Maiden a voice to match their musical ambition. Bruce would go on to a critically acclaimed yet not commercially glamorous solo career. For Iron Maiden, their story after Bruce can be told on the next single of this series. And while Bruce was gone for six years, in terms of this series he’s only gone for one single. Until then.

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Be Quick Or Be Dead – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On June 1, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series32 Comments

This week we are on to the album Fear Of The Dark. It would be Iron Maiden’s second in the 1990’s and it would mark a final album for a band member, at least for awhile. This stuff is the end of an era but Maiden went out swinging.

There are a pile of different versions of this release. I am holding a US CD copy that is almost “complete,” we’ll get to that later. The cover art was done by the band’s long time artist Derek Riggs, though it’s worth noting that he did not do the art to the full album’s cover and was soon on the way out. In fact, as far as I can tell, this is Derek’s last appearance in this singles series. Some of that is due to me not having a few live ones that come just after this, but for the purposes of this series it’s worth noting that Eddie’s iconic artist did his final work. There has been use of and involvement with Derek since then so I’ll correct this if I find I’m wrong down the line.

Not a whole lot else to say before I get into the music, but it is worth mentioning that the single did very well on the charts, getting to number 2 in the UK and charting in many other countries. While this period of Maiden is generally regarded as their weakest, they did have their biggest chart success during this time and also had strong album sales. Things are weird sometimes.

Be Quick Or Be Dead

The single is a tune penned by Bruce Dickinson and Janick Gers. It is based on a series of scandals and frauds that were all over the news at the time, mainly British and European stuff that I’m not terribly familiar with. But it’s all the same, we’ve always had our share of garbage like that in the US.

As for the song, this one is HEAVY. Sure, Iron Maiden are a metal band, we all know that. And yeah, they have heavy stuff, many parents couldn’t handle what they were hearing when Maiden made their rise in the ’80’s. But this song is just on another level heavy. It’s fast, ferocious and will absolutely rip your throat out. The band did more on the heavy side during the Blaze Bayley years but I’m sure they got up to a lot again that went like this.

While Fear Of The Dark will forever be known for its title track, this song is one of the highlights of an album that is a mixed bag of tunes but offers some quality cuts. This was always one of my favorites from the record and its vitality didn’t make the ensuing years any easier to digest.

Nodding Donkey Blues

The “all versions” B-side is just what the title suggests – Iron Maiden are playing the blues. This is an original composition that is credited to each band member, I suppose as a way to share the blame. The song is a laughable and crude one about picking up a hard luck woman. Obviously the song is a total joke and should be discussed in that context, this isn’t competing with Rime Of The Ancient Mariner for lyrical analysis. It’s one of those things that’s funny to hear the first time but any entertainment value wears off quickly. To borrow from the British, Maiden are having a wank here.

Space Station No. 5

It is again a Montrose cover, Maiden previously covered I’ve Got The Fire (two times even). This time, Maiden chug out a serviceable version of the song.

For the first two minutes, anyway.

After the first bit, Bruce goes into some extended sequence of gibberish on the mic. No telling what he’s up to there. Then there’s a solo and as the song picks up pace toward the end, Bruce decides to announce a horse race between gems like Wanker and Prick, as well as Metallica.

The bit itself is amusing but it’s not something that really elevates the song any. In and of itself I don’t really care, again Maiden have a trillion singles out and if they want to jack around here and there, that’s their business. It does kind of suck because Space Station No. 5 is one of my favorite Montrose songs, both from the band and from Sammy Hagar’s early solo career. I wouldn’t have minded a bit more reverence toward the original, but in the end it’s a pile of whatever.

On my US version of the single, this is the end of the line. But, on international editions and the 12-inch vinyl, there is yet another track to behold. I’ll go ahead and include it here since I don’t feel it’s worth the effort to post a new entry to this series if/when I do get the record.

Bayswater Ain’t A Bad Place To Be

On some versions this track is hidden and a part of Space Station No. 5. On most vinyl that I’m aware of, the song is actually on the A-side after the lead single. Here, Maiden again have a go at their manager Ron Smallwood. Janick plays a bluesy acoustic riff while Bruce imitates Ron ranting about various things. For eight minutes.

The premise here is funny but holy hell does this drag for way too long. This is the first time I’ve played the entire thing since the mid ’90’s and this might be the last time I play the whole track in my life.

I don’t have every single and I can’t recall some of what’s to come, but this collection is probably the worst pile of B-sides Maiden did in their career. They started having a wank and didn’t stop until the tape ran out. Thankfully we get something better next week – well, mostly.

That does it for this single and its lukewarm bonus offerings. Yes, that is a stock photo up top rather than the actual single from my collection – this CD is somewhere in with the roughly 800 other CDs I own and I’m not sure exactly where. I’m tired and want a nap and I’m gonna do that instead of looking for it. I’ll update this someday when I bother finding the disc.

The Iron Maiden Singles Series

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Holy Smoke – The Iron Maiden Singles Series

On May 25, 2023September 30, 2023 By bigbadburchIn Iron Maiden Singles Series36 Comments

Today it’s time to get back in order for the third or fourth time this series, I’ll be going over the first single from No Prayer For The Dying even though I did the second one last week. This one, as promised will also be super quick because of the version I own and I covered the band’s changes and background info last week as well.

As will most of the band’s 1990’s singles there are a pile of formats and versions. The one I have just so happens to be a single-song promo CD release. This was a US version and I got it without having to sell a vital organ so I went for it to get the spot taken up in my collection. There are full versions of the single with B-sides that are worth mentioning, but I’ll save that discussion for another time if/when I get a 12-inch record of this or come across a different version with the B-sides.

As a further note – there are censored versions of the song running around – Bruce says “shit” twice on this one, a rarity for Iron Maiden. But this single is uncensored, I’m not sure if any actual censored singles are out there. Radio stations had some but I don’t know the story behind it.

The cover art is another Derek Riggs piece that showcases Eddie holding a TV, while other TVs are on various programming while a huge fire engulfs everything. It ties in well with the theme of the song, which is the ills of televangelist preachers.

Holy Smoke takes direct aim at the hypocrisy of televangelist preachers, those who clogged the American airwaves begging for money and preaching against sins, while also committing those same very sins. Jimmy Swaggart, who was the main televangelist figurehead who was disgraced in a prostitution scandal, gets a near-direct mention as “Jimmy Reptile” in the song, and the “TV Queen” is most likely referencing Tammy Faye Baker. They and others were involved in shady dealings of all kinds through the 1980’s and saw their empires fall in various ways, though all would recover and keep grifting, and lead a new generation of shady TV and Internet preachers to billions in tax-free wealth.

The song is not a condemnation of religion by any means, but a shot specifically at the televangelists and their hypocrisy. Iron Maiden and religion were never really friends, owing mainly to backlash against the group for The Number Of The Beast and other perceived transgressions. Maiden were just one of many metal bands to point the accusing finger back at the TV preachers once their own sins came to light.

The video for Holy Smoke is worth a bit of discussion and at least a chuckle. The group are clearly goofing off with some silly and odd things filmed, including Bruce jumping around in a field of flowers looking so happy that one wonders what kind of substances might be involved. The fun wasn’t confined to the band, either – the fella in the bondage/assless leather pants getup is legendary producer Martin Birch. I’m sure the video was a defining moment of his career.

That about covers Holy Smoke. At some future point in time I’ll revisit the singles series and hopefully have a full version of this so I can get into the B-sides, but for now I’ll just let this roll. Next we are on to the stuff from Fear Of The Dark, which was Bruce’s final stint with the band until 1999. A lot of firsts and changes are coming for the group as they weather a down period in their career.

The Iron Maiden Singles Series

Sanctuary

Purgatory

Aces High

Holy Smoke (you are here)

Virus

Rainmaker